Last evening in my hibernation chamber, I woke up suddenly during a dream. In case you were wondering, most alien species share that trait with humans and dream during rest…
Category: Training
What an Opportunity! Part 2
As I wrapped up Part 1 of this post, I mentioned that “opportunity abounds.” All I could picture were your Earth astronauts bouncing around the moon’s surface, leaping and grabbing…
The Silver Lining for Today’s Credit Unions: Portfolio ARMs
As we’ve all read and heard for the past several months, the purchase market is here to stay for the foreseeable future, so it’s our task as credit union mortgage…
What Will You Do with an Extra Hour?
There is an expression here on Earth that I hear on a regular basis: “There are not enough hours in the day to [fill in the blank]. I’ve heard that…
Mortgages that Go Bump in the Night
Every fall here on Earth, I get to enjoy everything pumpkin spice. It’s honestly a delicacy to me. On my home planet of Amicitia, the only seasonal treats we get…
Get Prepared for the Mortgage Fair
All across the country, local, county and state fairs are wrapping up their seasons. This past weekend, this alien got to experience his first fair since taking up residency here…
Hey, Pink Floyd: We DO Need Education!
In my continued endeavor to embrace and emulate your popular culture here on Earth, I recently found myself listening to a music streaming service and enjoying what is commonly referred…
A Mortgage Adventure of a Lifetime
Can you feel that? The subtle rumbling beneath your tentacles? The gentle hum of distant earthling vocalizations? The building force of excitement and anticipation not unlike Beldar Conehead’s epic quest…